(2 part one-shot) The day of the Skool's annual Dance Night arrives, and Zim couldn't be more worried. He knew all humans know how to dance, but he never learned how to dance...... Mainly because he's never danced before in his life. Because of this, it could jeopardize his mission! Luckily, when the Tallest's adopted daughter accepts Zim's request for her to teach him how to dance, she goes to Earth to be Zim's 'date' to the dance. When Red, Purple, and their Vortian Cat hear of this, will they succeed in getting her to dump Zim, or will Destiny fall Head Over Heels in love with the defective Irken?