Draco's machete adventures
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Join Draco Malfoy and his machete in his fabulous life in the walls of hogwarts. Get ready for a spellbinding adventure!
⚠️WARNING⚠️: this is a parody. This story isnt meant to be real or anything it's just a weird story me and my friends decided to make. Also there is swearing in this story so beware of that.
NOTE- I also may Write some serious story later.
All rights reserved to jk Rowling
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