The Parasite | Eminem
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  • Leituras 12,821
  • Votos 477
  • Capítulos 53
  • Tempo 7h 12m
Concluído, Primeira publicação em ago 26, 2019
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Marlow Rosenberg is a music producer under her father's label, Def Jam Records, as well as an abrasive criminal. 
She's the absurdist antihero of the new millennia. 
Paul Rosenberg's child is the definition of an eccentric pessimist, sharing her father's impatience and passion for music. 
So naturally they're inseparable, making things interesting when a childish, broke white boy with box-bleached hair is Paul's passion project. 

There's very little going for Marshall, but he keeps pushing anyways, often making a fool of himself. 
Paul spends most of his time with the up and coming rapper,  believing that if he works hard enough and introduces him to enough people, someone's going to pick up the pasty white rapper. 

Marlow and Marshall are very well acquainted, and though Marlow is a few years younger, Marshall's boyish personality makes it incredibly hard to tell.
It's hard to decide who's the lesser of two evils between them. 
A consistently high, widely disrespectful, crude rapper in his early twenties, or an eighteen year old chain-smoking blackmarket criminal whose life purpose is to create chaos?
Yeah. 
Think on that for a bit...

It's the year 1999, and things are about to get completely out of hand when a famous rap label takes interest...
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