The Parasite | Eminem
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  • Reads 12,422
  • Votes 470
  • Parts 53
  • Time 7h 12m
Complete, First published Aug 26, 2019
Mature
#1 on Absurdism Hashtag 13/02/23
#1 on Eminemfanfic Hashtag 24/02/23
#1 on Nihilism Hashtag 24/02/23
#1 on Existential Hashtag 12/03/23

Marlow Rosenberg is a music producer under her father's label, Def Jam Records, as well as an abrasive criminal. 
She's the absurdist antihero of the new millennia. 
Paul Rosenberg's child is the definition of an eccentric pessimist, sharing her father's impatience and passion for music. 
So naturally they're inseparable, making things interesting when a childish, broke white boy with box-bleached hair is Paul's passion project. 

There's very little going for Marshall, but he keeps pushing anyways, often making a fool of himself. 
Paul spends most of his time with the up and coming rapper,  believing that if he works hard enough and introduces him to enough people, someone's going to pick up the pasty white rapper. 

Marlow and Marshall are very well acquainted, and though Marlow is a few years younger, Marshall's boyish personality makes it incredibly hard to tell.
It's hard to decide who's the lesser of two evils between them. 
A consistently high, widely disrespectful, crude rapper in his early twenties, or an eighteen year old chain-smoking blackmarket criminal whose life purpose is to create chaos?
Yeah. 
Think on that for a bit...

It's the year 1999, and things are about to get completely out of hand when a famous rap label takes interest...
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