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Pretty Sure I'm Dead

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Parts 13
Time 59m

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Where in the secret to life the universe and everything is revealed.  Who says entertaining writing has to have a story, or a plot?  Why can't it be just a stream of consciousness, some interesting episodes from one's life, some regrets revisited, some apologies long overdue, some philosophical speculations and some plain nonsense to keep it entertaining?All Rights Reserved

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My Weekly Life (Complete) by iamcherrywine

Just a bunch of crab and ideas that crossed my mind at 3 a.m. ... So don't raise your expectations, or should you?! ;)

Release Me by anna_rose01

Highest ranked- #10 in action 2/16/2017 A promotion. That's all I wanted. I didn't want to run for my life. I didn't want to be kidnapped. I didn't want to face death. I didn't want to find out my whole life was a lie. I just wanted a bloody promotion. Guess fate had other plans? **** The cold air fanned over my face as I opened the door. The exit door lead to the back of the building so it was pitch black. I leaned against the wall trying to control myself. Blood was running down my arm and head. My hair was stuck to my face from all the sweat and blood. Everything was spinning around me and the ground seemed like it was shaking. Groaning I sat down and put my head on my knees. He knows who I am. He knows how I look like. He knows where I work so possible knows where I live. I am not safe anymore... no where. While I was in my own world I heard faint sounds behind me but I didn't bother to look or run away. The footsteps got closer and I was pretty sure it was Walker's men. I should run. I should try to fight. But what's the point in trying to run away? He would eventually find me and if he has his way he would most likely kill me. If this is my fate then why am I trying to fight it? I felt someone harshly grab my waist and pull me up and I complied. They dragged me down the alley and into the busy street. I heard the opening of a car and the next thing I knew I was being thrown into a car. My head hit the hard leather seat and the door shut behind me. Maybe this is how my life will end. Maybe I should just let it happen. Maybe I was destined to die alone as a no one. With that I let the darkness consume me.

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Atlantis Academy: The First Element by AutumnKalquist

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Mated To The Dragon✔(COMPLETED) by LadyGaara

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𝐋𝐄𝚨𝐑𝚴𝐈𝚴𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝚮𝐓!

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