Funny/Bloopers
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- Parts 12
MatureOngoing50m
Last published Thu, Mar 26, 2020
Do I REALLY have to remind you guys that their really crazy?!
Little Freddy: Wats going on?
Older Freddy: You seriously have to do this?
Little Adam: I have no idea what I'm doing. *Gets pie* Hmm? *Slam the pie towards teachers face,Zooms off to hide* HA! LOOK AT ME I WILL DO AND WILL SUCCEED IF I DON'T I DON'T CARE I'll PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!
Older Freddy: Why are we even friends?
Little Freddy: ............
Everyone: HAVE FUN!
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