Funny/Bloopers
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- Votes 21
- Parts 12
MatureOngoing50m
Last published Thu, Mar 26, 2020
Do I REALLY have to remind you guys that their really crazy?!
Little Freddy: Wats going on?
Older Freddy: You seriously have to do this?
Little Adam: I have no idea what I'm doing. *Gets pie* Hmm? *Slam the pie towards teachers face,Zooms off to hide* HA! LOOK AT ME I WILL DO AND WILL SUCCEED IF I DON'T I DON'T CARE I'll PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!
Older Freddy: Why are we even friends?
Little Freddy: ............
Everyone: HAVE FUN!
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Lefty, who is a rich boi and just moved to fredstate where his cousins live. He still needs to graduate and is visiting the school "Pizza private school" where his cousins are too.. but how Gay he is he felt connection between him and a boi named Molten.. who was the "bully" in this school.. he First didn't recognize these feelings.. till they were talking for real.. with interests.. with joy! They knew both.. they Falles for each other.. but if they manage to get closer.. more then friends..? You need to read!! >:[
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