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this pile of cowpat is so revolting you will want to comb your teeth and floss your hair :v

i don't ship most of the ships in here like the title said this is a crack book :/
(i edited this description bc it was like 1:00 am when I wrote this lol)All Rights Reserved

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Darkened Souls {HAITUS} by CheetahBoi

"What happened? How could you abandon me like this?" I asked, betrayal bubbling up in my throat as I looked upon the brother that I had assumed was dead. "DO you think that I wasn't thousand times more worried about this?!" Boo yelled at me, he looked hurt. I couldn't care. I made eye contact, though it made both of us feel uncomfortable and we knew it. "Then why did you leave?" My voice came out colder than I ever intended. Boo skipped a beat. *** Hi first fic, I don't care if you like it or hate it it's for fun! :] Basically, this is a DSMP AU fic because my big brain has ADHD and doesn't know what the hill it's doing. Swearing will be kept to a minimum but I don't know about the... TW's... I'll always put any TW's in front of a chapter to let you know of bad things. This book will include the following: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST AND MORE ANGST Blood Violence Super duper cool character stuffs Confusion 3 AM edits by an unprofessional (and insane... and dyslexic) editor One too many plot points and devices Lots of words across chapters of various sizes Random updates so that I can overedit and not feel as stressed (I'm in school, you're gonna just have to deal with it) SLOWBURN Character development Fluff Ships (maybe?) NO SMUT NO SMUT NEVER SMUT (But maybe a kissing scene, though I have no clue where this book will go, nor do I have many plans outside of just make it go forever. It'll stop when it stops IDK) Emotional turmoil HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Writing one shots about the ships I dislike (idk why) by cupcakecatcream

So yeah this is a meme book and a oneshot book. This includes memes and oneshots. Fluff oneshots. Hope you enjoy reading! :D

Two "Buddies" in Hell AU (Oneshots And Whatnot) by QuietWriter13

The main ship in this dumb book, (that takes place in an AU) CorruptedShade, is a crackship. A ship that's meant to be a weird and very bad joke of a ship- if you can even call it that... It's okay if you don't like the ship, that's fine. This is a weird crossover kind of thing... I just write whatever garbage ideas for short stories and such in this book. ***** Basically, Austin, the Corrupted Mii, finds himself in the depths of Hell, and quickly meets a "Demon" named Redshade who he becomes friends with... and then chaos and other things ensue in this oddly calm part of the underworld.... [Not continuing this because I have no real motivation for this]

Penraser by GreenMilky14

I don't know I'm trying to write fics I guess This is also college Au just letting you know now . And in the beginning of the story it is summer break like near the end of summer break. And they are in college and they are seniors so almost graduate's. Warning there MIGHT be smut fluff definitely some times swearing Angst Ships that will show up so far Pen x Eraser 69% chance of smut Woody x Blocky 30% chance of smut Golf ball x Tennis ball there's a 4% chance of smut Leafy x Firey 25% chance of smut Four x X 30-15% chance of Smut What the emojis mean on each chapter ☁️ = Fluff or Ff ⚠️ = Smut or SMT 🌶️ = A little Spicy or Als 🤬 = Swearing or Sw ⭐ = Normal stuff or Norm 🌟 = Something might happen or Smh 💫 = Something will happen or Swh 💥 = Angst or Angsty 🔥 Sort of both Spice and smut= idk which emoji to list it as so it would be between 🌶️🚸

My Favs Interacting by L3af_sag3-

The writing gets better, I swear- For a lot of these characters, it was the first time I'd ever written anything with them in it I love chaos and I got the idea talking to someone Warning for- -Out of character -Cussing -Ships (some implied) -Slight blood description -All are my au's -Reference character death Keep those in mind!!! And the BFB and II characters are my au of them so they'll definitely be out of character

• GENMUI ONESHOTS (3) • by MistHashiraMui

HEYY THERE BROS So uh, this may or may not be my third one shot book, but I have my reasons, so please bare with me on that one anyway, if you're new, I write GENMUI (as you'd see) and I have a lot of heavy subjects, such as.. the trigger warnings below ‼️TW‼️ This may include -Su1c1de/thoughts -De4th -SH (S3lf h4rm) Or other things such as that, I will add as I go but they're just some things that may appear, I'll put trigger warnings in each of the chapters ENJOY BRO!! ANGST- 💙 FLUFF- 🤍 SMUT?-❤ AU- 🧡

Object Show Oneshots (Ships, Skits and Crackshots) by TopBottom7

Some ships, some AU's, some skits. I should not be making this cuz i have like, a million other books to be working on but here we are I guess. Anyways, greeting all. I hope you enjoy this book. You might laugh. you might cry. you might wonder wtf you're reading. but if clicked, you probs wanna read. So without further ado, read.

Inanimate crack by cleaykk

yes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school

𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 by s0ur_k1wi

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. best rankings: #94 in crack #66 in weird romance #33 in quirky

Another mcyt oneshot ship book by IndecisiveGender

Ok yes hi, ME. This will include ships. Obviously, and uh warning: Smut, angst, and fluff along with kidnapping, raping, gore, and I put for some chapters I sometimes put their age younger or older. Or just changed one of their ages. So enjoy, also, this book will include some ships you may not like so skip over them! Thanks, If you have any requests just message me :)

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Darkened Souls {HAITUS}

"What happened? How could you abandon me like this?" I asked, betrayal bubbling up in my throat as I looked upon the brother that I had assumed was dead. "DO you think that I wasn't thousand times more worried about this?!" Boo yelled at me, he looked hurt. I couldn't care. I made eye contact, though it made both of us feel uncomfortable and we knew it. "Then why did you leave?" My voice came out colder than I ever intended. Boo skipped a beat. *** Hi first fic, I don't care if you like it or hate it it's for fun! :] Basically, this is a DSMP AU fic because my big brain has ADHD and doesn't know what the hill it's doing. Swearing will be kept to a minimum but I don't know about the... TW's... I'll always put any TW's in front of a chapter to let you know of bad things. This book will include the following: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST AND MORE ANGST Blood Violence Super duper cool character stuffs Confusion 3 AM edits by an unprofessional (and insane... and dyslexic) editor One too many plot points and devices Lots of words across chapters of various sizes Random updates so that I can overedit and not feel as stressed (I'm in school, you're gonna just have to deal with it) SLOWBURN Character development Fluff Ships (maybe?) NO SMUT NO SMUT NEVER SMUT (But maybe a kissing scene, though I have no clue where this book will go, nor do I have many plans outside of just make it go forever. It'll stop when it stops IDK) Emotional turmoil HAHAHAHAHAHAHA