how to write a suicide note
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  • Parts 23
  • Time 56m
Ongoing, First published Aug 28, 2019
Mature
welcome to the memoirs of probably the dumbest bitch on the planet. 
hi. my name is Raccoon and i'm a fucking alcoholic. 
now stick with me for a little.. unless i start drinking again. 
also please don't let me fall in love with you, cuz i fucking will. 
don't make me eat your ass.
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