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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans

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In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife...
Have fun, my Clanmates!All Rights Reserved

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