Joshua's Sitcom Life
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Josh comes home from school every day and throws his bag and shoes across the living room and plops in the couch as usual to breathe out. But one not very bright Friday he arrives home as per usual and oddly finds himself living inside a sitcom. How is he ever going to make it out alive with his sanity?
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