a conversation with Hobis_Coochie

a conversation with Hobis_Coochie

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Last published Thu, Feb 6, 2020

so to summarize, my dad is a major douche and wont let me talk to my bestie, so we made books so we can have convos. these are pretty much my replies to her shit

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