My Sexy, Magical, Glassy, Glamorous, Classy Life

Welcome to the world of a crazy, aspiring cartoon artist whose only goals in life are to either achieve her dream career as a glassblower or become the next Tom of Finland. She has a mean, bitchy alter-ego who likes to stir up some trouble whenever she feels like it, a cat who has a way of stating the facts whenever she feels like it and few precious friends who she constantly spams her "art" with, and who are honestly getting pretty sick of it by now. But has that stopped her in her tracks? No! Just like Shia La Boeuf said: "JUST DO IT!"

So, join her "sexy, magical, glassy, glamorous, classy life". Maybe things are not so magical, glamorous or least of all, sexy to begin with. After all - it takes two to tango. And she only has a mean, bitchy alter-ego and a cat who both hate dancing with passion.

In this cartoon/comic/art splash book, life can toss you in either in the jungles of Isla Sorna or in the deepest depths of hideous horror game design concepts, that include crawling through giant buttholes, escaping crashing helicopters, swimming away from sea monsters, but most of all, finding love and the one happy ending we all chase after.

Or do we?