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Last published Sun, Sep 8, 2019

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Dylan has been with every girl in school, or so he thinks. As senior year begins, Nico, his best friend, points out the one girl left resisting his charms: Malia Davis. But you shouldn't go off on appearances and, as the year goes by, Dylan realises it might not be as easy as he first thought. Malia has succesfully managed to keep herself on the down low for the entirety of high school, until senior year began and that jerk Dylan screwed everything up. Now she's left with a difficult decision and with the threat of a loved one dying. But then again, she knows they're keeping an eye on her, so really, it isn't much of a choice at all. Start: 9/8/2019 THIS IS AN ORIGINAL IDEA. NO COPYING ANYTHING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

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