[completed] dearest virgil, as a prince, i find it weird to be the one on this side of the letter, but alas the cruel cruel social classes of highschool prevent us from interacting verbally, so i must write to you. unfortunately, i cannot reveal to you who i am, but i can say this; you are by far the prettiest being i have had the honor of laying my eyes on. are you perhaps also a prince? please write back, and leave your letter under the school section 3A staircase yours truly, princey