Internet Jesus

Kanye West wakes up one morning in Los Angeles with Lil Pump at his side. Although this is a normal, fairly common occurrence, the apocalypse that rages just beyond the doors of Pump's mansion is not. What follows is an incredibly long, convoluted, blasphemous, poorly written book where Kanye's path will cross with that of Danny DeVito, some guy named Jake, Ben Shapiro, Satan himself, another version of himself, and many more. From characters being killed off and reincarnated left and right to the main character switching more than three times, this book is truly one of the worst ever written.

Reviews:
Bruce T: "This book is hysterical."
My English teacher: "Paul, please stop wasting your time on your book and start doing homework. There are exams in three weeks."
My dad: "So... You wrote a book about Kanye? *exasperated sigh*"
Random stranger: "How did you get in my house? Is that a knife?"
My friend's grandma: "This book is funny."
Kayla W: ".........."

Join me as I disappoint my family, teachers, and even my friends while my life crumbles around me.

The Author