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Beetlejuice x Reader - You can't be serious!

Heckingheckmylife

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Your life was simple enough, kinda lonely but that never bothered you. Never really having anything interesting going on in your life you decide to go get a job as a Undertaker. Boy was that a mistake!

Hey everyone! I have no idea where I'm going with this Fanfic but there will be violence and mature themes. I can not confirm that this will be a good Fanfic but this is for other weirdos like me who got too lonely and found Beetlejuice and decided, "Hey!...he's kinda hot-"All Rights Reserved

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What's so Odd about It? by For_Example-23

This is an AU fanfic of two works of fiction that aren't mine. Harry Potter series and Black Butler (manga). That being said here is the short description: As a young Harry tries to survive with the Dursley family he wishes for someone to love him and most importantly to be anywhere but there. By some twist in time and fate he gets sucked through a portal. He finds himself in the 1800s outside of Undertaker's shop badly hurt from the usual day with his 'family'. How will the wizarding world react when they find that there is no Harry Potter, but Hadrian Undertaker? Warning: in prologue it mentions Harry being abused more than in canon. I will probably write descriptions of death and character death is a possibility. This story is unfinished and has been adopted recently. The last chapter has more info on this.

Human!Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) x Reader by DontLookThisIsntReal

First year of college! Your major is undecided and you're mostly focusing on your core classes right now. Now this isn't going to be your classic "love at first sight" spiel. In fact it may just be the opposite. A/N: I'm excited to write this story! This is my first time writing fan fiction in three years so I hope I'm not too rusty. Please feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. I plan on making this a decently long story and I'll try to write as frequently as I can but I am busy a lot with school and working on finding a job. IMPORTANT NOTICE: There may be a few triggers and I will be sure to put them at the top of the chapter every time. Please do not ignore these. Please don't read the chapter anyways because you like the story. Your mental health is so much more important than some stupid xReader. Take care of yourself. I love all of you. Also I won't make any super dramatic changes unless a lot of people want them (i.e. killing off a character, breaking up couples, etc.)

Book 1✔️ Sugar Baby by LoveLiveLust

Highest Ranking #1 adultthemes (01/05/19) #1 eroticromance (24/10/2019) #1 adultromance (26/06/2019) #1 sugardaddy (05/08/2019) #1 couple (16/08/2019) #1 mature (16/10/2019) #2 romance (2/11/2019) #2 ceo (23/03/2020) "You need to shut up baby. Let me take care of your needs. Can you do that for me?" He unzipped my dress, as it falls freely down to the floor. ***** Lori was a socialite, she lived a life of luxury until her parents got a divorce and she was forced to live on her own. She struggled with financing her education and trying hard to maintain her high standard of living. She finally gave up when her best friends treated her like she has the plague and cut her off, then her boyfriend was forced to end things with her when his parents didn't want him to be associated with Lori because of her family's scandal. And that's when she decided to take the offer to be a sugar baby, thinking she'll treat it as a summer job and end it as soon as she's back on her feet again. ********** James never needed a girlfriend. He's a workaholic. He likes the arrangement of a sugar baby where he can pay a sum of money for a companion of a young attractive woman. His friend suggested the idea. With the last sugar baby being too attached to him. It's time for him to find another one. A less demanding one. His eyes locked into the beautiful fragile young woman with an attitude to match. Her fiery yet nervous attitude was refreshing for him, and he wanted her for himself. Will he get what he paid for? Will she get back on her feet? ********** Completed: May 2019 *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*.

𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 [Suna x Reader] by n0oneatall

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The Peacemaker by BelovedRoad

Complete! Joshua Manfred is untouchable. He turns down every confession of love (or lust) and puts a quick stop to every fight, earning him the nickname Peacemaker. He is calm, cool, and always in control. I, on the other hand, am a mess. People think I'm smart because I'm quiet and I read, a lot. But I am disorganized, always hungry, and I have almost no friends, mostly because I would rather read than talk to people. I am the last person someone like Joshua would think about. Enter the group project. Most dreaded of all assignments. Will my heart survive a week working with the most wanted guy in school? Probably not, but it could be worse. When a suave stranger comes to whisk me off my feet in decedent romance, things get worse and Joshua is NOT calm or cool about it. Content warning: Cussing, school fights (non-graphic), steamy romance (again, non-graphic)

The Bad Boy's.....What? by EnchantingWords

I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't seen in years and a gang of bad boys to the pile and all is peachy keen. As complicated as it seems, there's more. Now, I have to keep a certain mystery boy away from me for my own sake. I have to deal with a brother that thinks these bad boys are his new best friends. And on top of all of that, someone's after me. Forget the fact that this is senior year. Why can't I just be Khloe Mason, an uncoordinated mess of fandoms. Now, I'm The Bad Boy's...What?

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Don't Leave Me by bellawilliams04

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What's so Odd about It?

This is an AU fanfic of two works of fiction that aren't mine. Harry Potter series and Black Butler (manga). That being said here is the short description: As a young Harry tries to survive with the Dursley family he wishes for someone to love him and most importantly to be anywhere but there. By some twist in time and fate he gets sucked through a portal. He finds himself in the 1800s outside of Undertaker's shop badly hurt from the usual day with his 'family'. How will the wizarding world react when they find that there is no Harry Potter, but Hadrian Undertaker? Warning: in prologue it mentions Harry being abused more than in canon. I will probably write descriptions of death and character death is a possibility. This story is unfinished and has been adopted recently. The last chapter has more info on this.