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Beetlejuice x Reader - You can't be serious!

Heckingheckmylife

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Parts 7
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Reads 2,374
Votes 88
Parts 7
Time 19m

Heckingheckmylife

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badhumor beetlejuice fanfic

Your life was simple enough, kinda lonely but that never bothered you. Never really having anything interesting going on in your life you decide to go get a job as a Undertaker. Boy was that a mistake!

Hey everyone! I have no idea where I'm going with this Fanfic but there will be violence and mature themes. I can not confirm that this will be a good Fanfic but this is for other weirdos like me who got too lonely and found Beetlejuice and decided, "Hey!...he's kinda hot-"All Rights Reserved

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Omg, I love this musical. So why not write a fanfic after I've been dead... Lol, I'll add a real description... So like you date Beetlejuice lol, and btw I don't own any of Beetlejuice and or it's characters except Y/n and her actions... A completed book... 2024 update: Thank you all for making my weird middle-school self, as well as Camilla's, overjoyed with the love this book received. As it's more of a joke to us now that we bring up CONSTANTLY (and I mean constantly), we thank you all so much! 215k reads for something written by someone with middle-school english knowledge is insane. And yes, I'm going to go see Beetlejuice 2 😼. Love ya!

Emotionless Control ✔ by Trashypsycho

"Someone didn't get a kiss from his mommy today, huh?" I mock Jace with a smirk, my fists ready to punch. "You really have a death wish, don't you?" He asks me amused. "Yea, help me out a little?" I challenge him, he already thinks that i'm joking until he notices my dead serious face. His eyes twist into surprise, confusion and something i can't decipher. Let the fight begin. ___ My name is Bellatrix Williams. I'll make my life description as short as possible. I'm probably a mixture from psychopath and a sociopath, i haven't been to the rapist recently, sorry to the Therapist recently so i don't exactly know. I'm also a part from a streetfighting community but in school i'm a nerd so my past wouldn't find me or i'm a dead woman, literally. I have a lot of secrets, too many. My secrets are safe until i mess up, the alternative is my death, again. It's a game for my life. Will i survive? *contains inappropriate language

Timeless *REWRITTEN* (Beetlejuice x Reader) by That_smol_emo_bean

She was an Italian girl who had left everything behind and just wanted to choose a life for herself. He was a man from a broken home who just wanted to be seen. But what happens when their paths cross? And when one is cursed to dwell on for eternity while the other to an inevitable cycle of death? **Rewritten!! I went back and reread the original, and boy howdy, was it BAAAADDD. Lots of things I'm not crazy about, but have done way more research, and hopefully improved my writing to the point where I can make this fic way, way better than before! I hope you guys all enjoy, and be sure to let me know what you think! Also, once again, the Beetlejuice in this fan fiction is based on the one in the musical, but feel free to imagine him however you want! :D *I do not own any of the established Beetlejuice characters*

Thing for the Wild Ones by rynwhite_

I'm a nobody. I'm nothing exceptional. I kept to myself and I like it that way. I was more than content with my 'boring' life. My couple of friends was everything I needed. Or at least that's what I thought. I didn't expect the leader of my best friends biker gang to take any interest in me. And I didn't expect to take an interest in him. I was a 24 year old virgin with no plans of any sexual or romantic relationships anytime soon. But he ignited something almost primal inside of me. And once I had the smallest taste of what the darker side of my fantasies had to offer all hope was lost. I was completely and utterly lost in it all. And most importantly in him. And then in his brother. ***this book will contain a lot of heavy sexual themes that may include (knife play, blood play, rough sex, spanking, breath play, heavy language, threesome, and more) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR 18+

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🥊 Hate or Fate 💕 {Enemies to Lovers} by WhiskeySeattle

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