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Beetlejuice x Reader - You can't be serious!

Heckingheckmylife

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Reads 2,374
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Parts 7
Time 19m

Heckingheckmylife

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badhumor beetlejuice fanfic

Your life was simple enough, kinda lonely but that never bothered you. Never really having anything interesting going on in your life you decide to go get a job as a Undertaker. Boy was that a mistake!

Hey everyone! I have no idea where I'm going with this Fanfic but there will be violence and mature themes. I can not confirm that this will be a good Fanfic but this is for other weirdos like me who got too lonely and found Beetlejuice and decided, "Hey!...he's kinda hot-"All Rights Reserved

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