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Beetlejuice x Reader - You can't be serious!

Heckingheckmylife

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Reads 2,364
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Parts 7
Time 19m

Heckingheckmylife

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badhumor beetlejuice fanfic

Your life was simple enough, kinda lonely but that never bothered you. Never really having anything interesting going on in your life you decide to go get a job as a Undertaker. Boy was that a mistake!

Hey everyone! I have no idea where I'm going with this Fanfic but there will be violence and mature themes. I can not confirm that this will be a good Fanfic but this is for other weirdos like me who got too lonely and found Beetlejuice and decided, "Hey!...he's kinda hot-"All Rights Reserved

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Human!Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) x Reader by DontLookThisIsntReal

First year of college! Your major is undecided and you're mostly focusing on your core classes right now. Now this isn't going to be your classic "love at first sight" spiel. In fact it may just be the opposite. A/N: I'm excited to write this story! This is my first time writing fan fiction in three years so I hope I'm not too rusty. Please feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. I plan on making this a decently long story and I'll try to write as frequently as I can but I am busy a lot with school and working on finding a job. IMPORTANT NOTICE: There may be a few triggers and I will be sure to put them at the top of the chapter every time. Please do not ignore these. Please don't read the chapter anyways because you like the story. Your mental health is so much more important than some stupid xReader. Take care of yourself. I love all of you. Also I won't make any super dramatic changes unless a lot of people want them (i.e. killing off a character, breaking up couples, etc.)

Timeless *REWRITTEN* (Beetlejuice x Reader) by That_smol_emo_bean

She was an Italian girl who had left everything behind and just wanted to choose a life for herself. He was a man from a broken home who just wanted to be seen. But what happens when their paths cross? And when one is cursed to dwell on for eternity while the other to an inevitable cycle of death? **Rewritten!! I went back and reread the original, and boy howdy, was it BAAAADDD. Lots of things I'm not crazy about, but have done way more research, and hopefully improved my writing to the point where I can make this fic way, way better than before! I hope you guys all enjoy, and be sure to let me know what you think! Also, once again, the Beetlejuice in this fan fiction is based on the one in the musical, but feel free to imagine him however you want! :D *I do not own any of the established Beetlejuice characters*

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Don't Leave Me by bellawilliams04

"I am... frustrated." I began. Okay now he was really amused. The fucking bastard; he was grinning like the bitch he was. I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure you could find someone to help you out with your... frustration." He tried to sound as serious as he could but he didn't manage that very well. "I don't want to sleep with a random guy. I want to..." I took a deep breath, blushing like a 7 year old. "I want to do it myself." "Okay. But...?" He was confused. Yeah time to explain that I've had sex with a lot of guys but I don't know how to make myself come. Great; that's going to be fun. "I've never..." "You're a virgin?" He asked shocked and I chocked on my saliva. "No, you fucking idiot. I've never masturbated." "Oh." Now he was the one blushing and avoiding my gaze. I love karma. "I've heard a lot of girls talking about how good you are in bed. So... any advice?" ••••• If you've been at your lowest you can only go up, right? Nahhh... You can go so much lower I can't even begin to describe it. Your parents telling you they're not actually your parents isn't so bad, leaving your boyfriend and your life to go to a boarding school isn't so bad, being hunted down by your dad's killer isn't so bad. But being attracted to your very charming, very hot and very unstable PE teacher is very bad. Especially if you've known him since you were a child and he is 10 years older than you. But hey, bad choices make great stories, or so they say. ⚠️Trigger warning This book contains graphic scenes that depict violence, sexual abuse and drug addiction. This book is not fully edited.

The Peacemaker by BelovedRoad

Complete! Joshua Manfred is untouchable. He turns down every confession of love (or lust) and puts a quick stop to every fight, earning him the nickname Peacemaker. He is calm, cool, and always in control. I, on the other hand, am a mess. People think I'm smart because I'm quiet and I read, a lot. But I am disorganized, always hungry, and I have almost no friends, mostly because I would rather read than talk to people. I am the last person someone like Joshua would think about. Enter the group project. Most dreaded of all assignments. Will my heart survive a week working with the most wanted guy in school? Probably not, but it could be worse. When a suave stranger comes to whisk me off my feet in decedent romance, things get worse and Joshua is NOT calm or cool about it. Content warning: Cussing, school fights (non-graphic), steamy romance (again, non-graphic)

Devils Rebels (MC) by KishaMyers

I admit it, I was stupid to think that me of all people would be an ordinary woman. Nope. I've lived through tremendous abuse from being in foster care after my parents were both murdered within 3 months of each other and then the sudden death of my Older brother Jake. Now here I am, falling madly, deeply, head over heels in love for the president of the Devils Rebels MC. What in the actual fuck is wrong with me? Will I be able to find answers of who killed my parents? Was my brothers untimely death really an accident or a cover up? I just hope that me and my best friend Erica with the help of Rip and his club, will be able to uncover the truth... and live to tell their story and grant them the justice that they deserve. 9/28/2020 highest rank: #4 biker 12/24/2020 highest rank: #1 Brute

𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 [Suna x Reader] by n0oneatall

☼ My last Suna fanfic. I'm retiring from these. ☼ Ngl kinda spicy (contains smut and mature themes so please don't read this if you're under 16) ☼ Y/n meets a dangerous guy, but how bad can he be when he treats her so nicely and when his touch feels so good. ☼ "𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙭𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚."

INSATIABLE by Dara57

He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.

What's so Odd about It? by For_Example-23

This is an AU fanfic of two works of fiction that aren't mine. Harry Potter series and Black Butler (manga). That being said here is the short description: As a young Harry tries to survive with the Dursley family he wishes for someone to love him and most importantly to be anywhere but there. By some twist in time and fate he gets sucked through a portal. He finds himself in the 1800s outside of Undertaker's shop badly hurt from the usual day with his 'family'. How will the wizarding world react when they find that there is no Harry Potter, but Hadrian Undertaker? Warning: in prologue it mentions Harry being abused more than in canon. I will probably write descriptions of death and character death is a possibility. This story is unfinished and has been adopted recently. The last chapter has more info on this.

-It's Showtime- Beetlejuice x Reader !Completed! by BarnyIsBae

Omg, I love this musical. So why not write a fanfic after I've been dead... Lol, I'll add a real description... So like you date Beetlejuice lol, and btw I don't own any of Beetlejuice and or it's characters except Y/n and her actions... A completed book... 2024 update: Thank you all for making my weird middle-school self, as well as Camilla's, overjoyed with the love this book received. As it's more of a joke to us now that we bring up CONSTANTLY (and I mean constantly), we thank you all so much! 215k reads for something written by someone with middle-school english knowledge is insane. And yes, I'm going to go see Beetlejuice 2 😼. Love ya!

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Don't Leave Me cover

The Peacemaker cover

Devils Rebels (MC) cover

𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 [Suna x Reader] cover

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-It's Showtime- Beetlejuice x Reader !Completed! cover

Human!Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) x Reader

First year of college! Your major is undecided and you're mostly focusing on your core classes right now. Now this isn't going to be your classic "love at first sight" spiel. In fact it may just be the opposite. A/N: I'm excited to write this story! This is my first time writing fan fiction in three years so I hope I'm not too rusty. Please feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. I plan on making this a decently long story and I'll try to write as frequently as I can but I am busy a lot with school and working on finding a job. IMPORTANT NOTICE: There may be a few triggers and I will be sure to put them at the top of the chapter every time. Please do not ignore these. Please don't read the chapter anyways because you like the story. Your mental health is so much more important than some stupid xReader. Take care of yourself. I love all of you. Also I won't make any super dramatic changes unless a lot of people want them (i.e. killing off a character, breaking up couples, etc.)