Earth, 2020. Population: 4.4 billion Humans, 1.2 billions Zombies, 357 Aliens and one entirely conscious little computer with very big plans.
Our planet, as we know it, is in pieces. Billions have perished, millions more are refugees on American soil and somebody broke Facebook.
In Antarctica, Alien Derek and his team set out on a mission with seemingly simple orders: get back to Yorkshire, fix the broken spaceship, collect the rest of the colonists and leave this planet once and for all. Simple, that is, aside from... well, reality.
They must first cross an abandoned Africa controlled by the little computer, where even nature itself has been hacked. Europe lies awash with a billion intellectually-frustrated Zombies on a desperate quest to rediscover their former humanity.
Then there are the Humans, with a penchant for getting in the way and making things messy. America is on the brink and the displaced European Royals are eager to raise a force to reclaim their stolen homelands.
Ten thousand terrifying miles sit between the Antarctic alien colony and the ship in Scarborough high street. The survival of all of the colonists depends on Derek's success.
Around the globe, weird armies are massing, inexplicable forces are flowing through the undead and nature is behaving oddly. Derek is about to discover that a lot can go wrong in 10,000 miles...
"A crazy mashup of wildly imaginative reinventions of sci-fi standards, Busted Earth weaves 'out there' with 'down-to-Earth' in an exhilarating and hilarious adventure spanning our planet which questions the very nature of life itself."
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"The best book I've read in years!"
My mate Dave, who hasn't read any other books in years.
"What other book has intellectually-frustrated Zombies, mind-controlled skunks and the Prince of Monaco follow-through farting?!"
Me.
Full novel already written, chapter updates will be published every Tuesday and Friday (or as close as I can!)
*Completed* Ranked #1 in alienplanet in Jan 20 2020
Please, LISTEN TO ME!! I know you think I'm crazy and I know they told you I'm dangerous, but you have to just listen!!
My people are dying! They are being killed, ruthlessly slaughtered by the millions!!
I know exactly who is doing it too-but it doesn't make any sense. I don't understand why they are doing it.
Please help me, help us!!
To whoever gets this message, I can't do anything from here-please! I am begging you!!
Please-just get me off this damn planet!!
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Earth is not alone in harboring life.
The galaxies and universes have been opened, and all the intelligent beings residing in them have been connected and unified with each other.
It has been over a million years since the Pentaverse, a cluster of five neighboring universes, was organized and unified. Now, hundreds of otherworldly species live in relative harmony with the one another. The unification was good for many species, but for some species, the change caused unexpected extinction.
As a team of the Conservation of Species Committee investigates a mysterious decrease in the population of a robotic species, they stumble upon something that could potentially result in the destruction of the entire Pentaverse.
This is not your average Wattpad story about how the 'bad boy meets the good girl'. This book is about a series of mysteries that begin to unfold as you read and travel through space with a group of unsuspecting aliens.
This story will make you laugh, it will shock you, surprise you, and it will leave you hungry for more-all the way to the last word.
Be aware, there are some adult themes in this book including drinking, swearing, love making, death, and murder. None of those topics are explored too deeply however, so I do not think it is appropriate to give this book a 'mature' rating.
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