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Harry Potter jokes!!
Harry Potter jokes!!
HogwartsDonutxX
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HogwartsDonutxX
Complete
Complete, First published Jul 23, 2014
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
Harry Potter jokes!!
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
2
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
3
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
4
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
5
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
6
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
7
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
8
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
9
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
Update!
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
how i came to love harry potter!
Thu, Aug 14, 2014
10
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
11
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
12
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
13
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
14
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
15
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
16
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
17
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
18
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
19
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
heads up!
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
20
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
21
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
22
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
23
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
24
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
25
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
26
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
27
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
28
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
29
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
30
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
31
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Harry Potter
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Hermione Granger
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Ron Weasley
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Ginny Weasley
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Luna Lovegood
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Neville Longbottom
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Draco Malfoy
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Fred and George Weasley
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Albus Dumbledore
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Severus Snape
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Remus Lupin
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Tonks
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Cedric Diggory
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Viktor Krum
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Minerva McGonagall
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Rubeus Hagrid
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Bellatrix Lestrange
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Lucius Malfoy
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Seamus Finnigan
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Dobby
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Cho Chang
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Professor Flitwick
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Oliver Wood
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Joke Number Whatever
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
*;$:*77
Wed, Aug 27, 2014
Voldys Nose
Sat, Aug 30, 2014
Year One
Tue, Sep 2, 2014
Year Two
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
cereal
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
please leave feedback!
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
muggle
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
Silence
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
yo momma
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
yo momma
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
yo momma
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
dirty pick up line
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
pick up line
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
dirty
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
is that a wand
Tue, Sep 16, 2014
obsessed
Wed, Sep 17, 2014
melted my heart
Wed, Sep 17, 2014
28 things the movies missed!
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Trivia About The Weasleys
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Did You Know?
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Fun Facts
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Fun Facts
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Fun Facts
Thu, Sep 18, 2014
Tom Felton (<3) Trivia
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Did You Know?
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Sybil got something right!!
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Fun Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Fun Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Fun Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Fun Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Fun Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Sad Fact
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
???
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
Did You Know?
Sat, Sep 20, 2014
Moment of Silence
Sat, Sep 20, 2014
Did You Know?
Sat, Sep 20, 2014
say what?!?!
Fri, Oct 3, 2014
Character of the Weekend
Fri, Oct 3, 2014
broomstick
Tue, Oct 7, 2014
jokes
Tue, Oct 7, 2014
nightmares?
Thu, Oct 9, 2014
Harry Potter Fan Club
Thu, Oct 9, 2014
Follow me on Instagram
Fri, Oct 10, 2014
Character of the Weekend
Sat, Oct 11, 2014
New Shtuff
Wed, Oct 15, 2014
Character of the Night
Wed, Oct 15, 2014
Character of the Night
Thu, Oct 16, 2014
Character of the Night
Fri, Oct 17, 2014
Character of the Night
Sat, Oct 18, 2014
Character of the Night
Mon, Oct 20, 2014
Really?!
Sun, Oct 26, 2014
Characters of My Life
Fri, Dec 26, 2014
seriously dudes
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Thanks!
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
Anyone else?
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
!!!
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
i just thought of something...
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
go read these stories!!
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
Can you believe it?
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
Did You Know?
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
Question Time!
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
random black kid i don't know?
Sun, Jan 11, 2015
Character of Tonight is....
Sun, Jan 11, 2015
Character of my Sunday
Mon, Jan 19, 2015
jokes as promised!
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
oh puns
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
puns intended
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
a pickup line someone said to Tom Felton
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
please please
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
Character of my heart
Wed, Jan 21, 2015
Character of now
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
whose??
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
whose death scene do u cry at the most??
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
i have the best niece ever
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
found a funny joke
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
fun fact
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
Character of like EVER
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
did you know?
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
doesnt make sense
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
who said?
Sun, Jan 25, 2015
help?
Mon, Jan 26, 2015
hican you tell who this is?
Mon, Jan 26, 2015
this dont make sense
Tue, Jan 27, 2015
who said?
Tue, Jan 27, 2015
hthis is ginny right
Tue, Jan 27, 2015
i dont get it
Tue, Jan 27, 2015
a riddle i really liked
Tue, Jan 27, 2015
important!
Wed, Jan 28, 2015
read the picture
Wed, Jan 28, 2015
answer to the riddle
Wed, Jan 28, 2015
another riddle
Wed, Jan 28, 2015
the answer to the latest riddle
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
another riddle
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
yet another riddle
Fri, Jan 30, 2015
please read! important!
Fri, Jan 30, 2015
robert pattinson
Fri, Jan 30, 2015
a joke i really love
Sat, Jan 31, 2015
ron weasley
Sun, Feb 1, 2015
what i find weird
Sun, Feb 1, 2015
Heads up!!
Mon, Feb 2, 2015
Happy Birthday!!
Tue, Feb 3, 2015
twitter
Tue, Feb 3, 2015
Character of this precise night
Wed, Feb 4, 2015
my drawing of Dobby
Wed, Feb 4, 2015
yet yet another riddle ^°^
Fri, Feb 6, 2015
to bad
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
heads up!!
Mon, Feb 9, 2015
obvious riddle
Mon, Feb 9, 2015
Character of Tonight
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
riddle
Wed, Feb 11, 2015
who were you two best friends at Hogwarts?
Wed, Feb 11, 2015
WhAt ArE yOu
Wed, Feb 11, 2015
character of the middle of my heart
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Who else?
Sat, Feb 14, 2015
squeal
Sat, Feb 14, 2015
i know christmas is still far away but i couldnt resist
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Happy Birthday!
Tue, Feb 17, 2015
pic above
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
Hey!
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
my attempt
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
pretend
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
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