Exchanging meats~ Nuke Dat Ass sequel
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Sep 7, 2019
The second part of our Nuke Dat Ass series. Me and my friend have worked hard lmao.
In this book, Donald realises his issues with him and Kim as a couple, meanwhile Boris is wondering what he will do about produce in Brexit
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