Sloppy Seconds (old title: Ahead of Time)

"Do hungry time travelers go back four seconds?"
*Whack*

Lady Athena Jade Lennox thinks she's too cool for her time. Being the self-proclaimed 'living metaphor' that she is, she does the opposite of everything the high society expects her to do.

A lady is always graceful. She cackles like a hyena, the lettuce stuck between her teeth on full display.

A lady is soft-spoken. "I think my tits 'ave begun to sag, huh?" She tries jiggling them to prove her point.

A lady will look away, but she will stare you down till her eyeballs pop out.

But only after she's done rolling them all the way back into their sockets every time she hears the words "ladylike" or her mother's favorite, "Behave".

But when three teens and a time-machine crash into 17th century Britain and pull her into the 21st century New York, Athena is left second-guessing everything she's ever said, as she struggles to survive the abomination called a high school while trying not to get killed by the evil yellow boxes-on -wheels.

"For the last time Athena, it's called a taxi okay?!"