Dio Brando Milf Hunter

Dio is having trouble finding competent assassins to eliminate the Joestars, so he turns to the dark web for help. Being a century-old vampire, he is unfamiliar with the shady ways of the Internet, and he naively clicks on an advertisement for local milfs who want to fuck. Dio's identity is stolen, and now he must find and destroy the dastardly milf who did it.