"Look, I don't know about the thing called eroticism, but I have to get this right," I continued seriously, "so I have to learn some things about Miss Loreen." She laughed. "Wikipedia has been invented, go and google her name," she went back to her work on the computer. I rolled my eyes. "No, I'm not interested in her resume," I leaned in slightly, "I have to write a page that really impresses her," I bit my lip, "I need her private life." Ruby frowned. "Honey, she never tells me that. She's the most mysterious woman I've ever seen," she smiled desperately. "It doesn't matter," I whispered as if I wanted a top secret, "just give me her phone number."