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God Fucking Dammit Dave

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broadwaystuck davekat davestrider homestuc homestuck homestuckin2019 karkatvantas parody songfic

Slightly based on the song parody "GFDI Dave". I didn't do the whole song bc it gets NSFW and all that. Might make a different fanfic for that though ;0. Karkat blew up at Dave again and rushes to his room, frustrated and feeling all romantic as he sings to himself about how much he "hates" (loves) Dave and Dave being Dave walks right in without knocking and tries to mack on the mutant troll. Fluff. 12+ for strong language. Enjoy!Tous Droits Réservés

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God Fucking Dammit Dave
mar., sept. 10, 2019

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God Fucking Dammit Dave
mar., sept. 10, 2019

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My Happiness {DaveKat} cover

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Not a Homosexual (Homestuck fanfic: DaveKat) cover

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A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] cover

You're My Cool Guy. . . {Dave x Karkat} cover

The Peacekeeper cover

Saving a life cover

Your Love Is Just A Lie (A Davekat Fanfiction) cover

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