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Topside: Realm of the Onion

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Parts 43
Time 16h 1m

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"'Consumed by sadness and the fallout of a now retreating fear.' That ought to be tagline for what it's like sporking this shit." ~KittyHP [A/N true to my word.]

Sporking: Stones to Abbigale. A book so bad it misspells it's title character's name.

Also, wtf does it even mean, Greg?

Guest starring Kitty's criminal psychology professional. He's a rugged mechanical cop with a big gun and a heart of gold.

P.S He's not Robocop.

P.P.S He's on the cover.

... Here's Nick Valentine and John Hancock!

Feat.

+Albert Wesker as "Professional Kitty-Wrangler."
+Frank West on photography.
+Neo and Onslaught as weapons division and occassional plot device.
+An OC with big tits and a fetish for Florence Nightingale syndrome.
+A headache with wings.All Rights Reserved

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Tony Stark Imagines *NOT EDITED* cover

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W̶E̶B̶S̶ ‖ 𝙗𝙣𝙝𝙖 𝙫𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨

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