If Tom Hiddleston hadn't stolen my camera, I never would have jumped into his helicopter, and we wouldn't be in this mess. I, Sally Souper, am stuck traveling the world, handcuffed to Tom Hiddleston, trying to 1. get my camera with my boyfriend's confession of love back 2. find someone to pick the lock on our handcuffs, and 3. try not to fall in love with a handsome, gentle movie star who smells really good. Oh, and overcome my fear of everything and have a fabulous adventure. Shouldn't be too hard, right?