Honey and the Hatchet
Ajwildes
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  • Reads 6,856
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  • Parts 18
  • Time 3h 23m
Ajwildes
Complete, First published Sep 12, 2019
Mature
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The Mentalist, Patrick Jane x original female character (second person pov)

You've found the body of a serial killer's latest target. A friendly neighborhood Old Man. You're more honest than most of the kids that have run through the CBI offices. And you're a fortune teller. Alright, so Jane's found the honey pot in you. Now, where's the hatchet? 

An original character/named reader-centric fanfiction!

Please be aware that this story does mention acts of gun violence, blood, minor character deaths, sexual assault, and eventually consensual sexual themes.
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