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Ineffable One-shots

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Reads 2,784
Votes 92
Parts 7
Time 26m

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Honestly, these might be garbage but they'll be hot garbage and that's a promise. If you wanna read some super cute sweet and salty stories then definitely take a dive into these.

Disclaimer: I do not own any artwork I post along with these and or the show Good Omens.All Rights Reserved

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Crawling back to you (Hozier's version) by theweirdkindaguy

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

Black Hole Sun by TheLifeOfEmm

A Good Omens fanfiction set to Soundgarden's song, Black Hole Sun. Crowley has a thing for Aziraphale, but the angel has a hard time believing it. Meanwhile, a certain demonic Duke is out for revenge for the events of a certain Apocalypse-That-Wasn't. Like my other stories, this is slash, putting Crowley and Aziraphale in a romantically charged situation. Don't like, don't read. Furthermore, Soundgarden's lyrics are included purely for reference. I obviously have zero connection to the band and absolutely no vague claim of ownership whatsoever. (For good measure, I'll throw in the fact that I also don't own Good Omens - that prestigious right goes to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett - but I should think that would be clear already since it is a fanfiction piece.)

I Forgive You by Nayeliq1

I forgive you. Aziraphale watched as Crowley walked out the door. He'd seen the demon walk out of the bookshop a million times, always knowing that he'd walk right back in the same door tomorrow. This time, the door closed with a stifling sense of irrevocability. This time, Crowley wasn't just walking out of his bookshop. This time, Crowley was walking out of his life. I forgive you. Foolish. Stupid. Cruel. Those hadn't been the words sitting at the tip of his tongue. Far from it. But it didn't matter. Those had been the words he spoke, and he couldn't take them back now. ~oOo~ Or, the one where Aziraphale realises he needs to ask Crowley's forgiveness this time. Meanwhile, Crowley is just trying to make the Bentley stop playing Taylor Swift.

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).

Never Explain Anything: A Crowley/Aziraphale Good Omens fanfic by KannaOphelia

"Oh. Yeah." Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. "Come to New York with me tomorrow?" Aziraphale blinked. "Why?" "To see how Warlock is doing," Crowley said, as if that was obvious. "Warlock?" He blinked again, and Crowley looked annoyed. Unfortunately what came out of his mouth was, "You were the one who suggested killing the boy." "It wasn't personal." Crowley took off his dark glasses, apparently the better to glare at him. "He's still our kid." "B-but, Crowley, he's not our kid," Aziraphale said helplessly, wondering if Crowley was going insane or if he was. "You're a terrible father for an angel," Crowley said, accusingly. "I'm a demon, and I make a far better mother." --- Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him anyway.

The Incarnate (A Good Omens CrowleyxReader) by SupernovaTheCat

Rankings: 1 in #anthonyjcrowley on 4/3/2020 1 in #aziraphale on 4/3/2020 1 in #incarnate on 12/1/2020 2 in #crowleyxreader on 9/30/2019 2 in #incarnate on 3/19/2020 3 in #goodomens on 12/1/2020 6 in #christianity on 11/18/2019 7 in #crowley on 10/22/2019 Thank you for your support! Notes: Y/N will be depicted as female and Crowley will be depicted as male. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this causes. I drew and designed the cover. Thank you to @bookdork_ and @fusciamtndew for introducing me to Good Omens and for being references for Y/N's parents. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever seen the yin yang? The two swirls intertwining, yet never blending? Somehow, it's so tranquilizing, so beautiful. Polar opposites working together to create harmony and beauty. There is no grey line, there is no mixture, there just is. Yin cannot be without yang, and yang cannot be without yin. Whether a universe... or a person. Enter Y/N L/N. She's troubled by a haunted past, old ghosts dragging her back. Striving to outrun memories, she moves to London with a scholarship to Queen Mary University. Rapidly running out of luck, she stumbles upon an old bookshop, the only peaceful place in the entire city. You already know who owns it... Don't you? Sacrifice and loss, disappointment and regret. Growth and rebirth, kindness and love. It all balances out. Something lost, something gained. Will Y/N and her two slightly suspicious new friends make it out unscathed? Doubtful. But what's a story without pain?

Good Omens One Shots! by TheCosmicPebble

Some Good Omens one-shots for you all :) I am actively taking requests! Just leave a comment, do not DM me because that system is really broken lol

You Are So Loved! | Good Omens - Ineffable Husbands Fic by treesthatsing

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

Ineffable by TheNeekyTree

Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, life-risking, but nice and accurate adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?

Good omens bad ideas (GOOD OMENS FIC) by giBrezniczky

After everything that happened in Tadfield the world has changed. And after everything that happened after that Heaven and hell, both want nothing to do with the ineffable duo. Nevertheless Crowley is always up to no good. But what happens when Aziraphale is also included in something one can only call a bad idea? Characters, Good omens, and what happened in Good Omens, obviusly aren't mine. Proceed knowing the original owners are Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. What happens in this story is mine, so feel free to comment!

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The Incarnate (A Good Omens CrowleyxReader) cover

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You Are So Loved! | Good Omens - Ineffable Husbands Fic cover

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Crawling back to you (Hozier's version)

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.