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πππππ πππππ πππ ππππ
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legnanananana
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Complete, First published Sep 14, 2019
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just a book filled with short pun things i found online please check it out
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bottomharry
direction
funny
harry
harrybottoms
harrystyles
humor
jokebook
jokes
liam
liampayne
louistomlinson
niallhoran
onedirection
puns
topzayn
wattpad
wattpadchallenge
wattpadcontest
wattpadfanfiction
zarry
zarrystylik
zaynmalik
Table of contents
Question
Sat, Sep 14, 2019
Twitter and Medicine
Sat, Sep 14, 2019
ghost hunters π»
Sun, Sep 15, 2019
I'm not drunk
Sun, Sep 15, 2019
I'm cold
Tue, Sep 17, 2019
waterπ
Mon, Sep 30, 2019
To friendly
Wed, Oct 2, 2019
My idiot
Wed, Oct 2, 2019
100% offπ―
Mon, Oct 7, 2019
Hotπ₯
Mon, Oct 7, 2019
I have a reputation
Tue, Oct 8, 2019
Your man
Wed, Oct 9, 2019
move aside
Thu, Oct 10, 2019
who ate my fries π
Thu, Oct 10, 2019
ghost of you
Fri, Oct 11, 2019
MARRY ME
Sun, Oct 13, 2019
I'm his husband
Thu, Oct 17, 2019
butterfly and get out
Thu, Oct 17, 2019
1d in horror movie
Thu, Oct 17, 2019
disgusting
Thu, Oct 17, 2019
I propose first π
Sat, Oct 19, 2019
I need therapy
Sat, Oct 19, 2019
Gucci
Sun, Oct 20, 2019
please let it be your shirt
Tue, Oct 22, 2019
U R A Q T
Wed, Oct 23, 2019
My lips are cold to
Wed, Oct 23, 2019
Just not right now
Wed, Oct 23, 2019
Your are my whole worldπ
Fri, Oct 25, 2019
Iusedtobeabaker
Fri, Oct 25, 2019
*rendered speechless* π€
Sat, Oct 26, 2019
I'd marry a guy
Sun, Oct 27, 2019
that's my idiot
Tue, Oct 29, 2019
Hi
Fri, Nov 1, 2019
A/N
Fri, Nov 1, 2019
go find your own man
Mon, Nov 4, 2019
well, I'm having a soda
Wed, Nov 13, 2019
can I have a bite? ππ
Thu, Nov 14, 2019
will you marry meπ
Sat, Nov 16, 2019
whatever
Sun, Nov 24, 2019
then get a jacket
Tue, Nov 26, 2019
hehe & try me bitch
Tue, Nov 26, 2019
so I have a question
Mon, Dec 2, 2019
it was Harry's plan
Fri, Dec 6, 2019
thank you
Sun, Dec 8, 2019
this is available
Sun, Dec 8, 2019
We have your son
Sun, Dec 8, 2019
why is he talkin about Harry?
Sun, Dec 8, 2019
the whole time
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
so precious
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
it's not working
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
you've got a friend in me
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
no, there are 8
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
watch this
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
never mind
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
I'm just smelling bullshitππ©
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
just stop
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
where's my phoneπ±
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
I'm not even straight
Mon, Dec 9, 2019
shut up harry
Tue, Dec 17, 2019
I'm not clumsy
Mon, Dec 23, 2019
for god sake
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
okay
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
yours is better
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
*not delivered*
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
Harry, stop it
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
interesting
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
why do I love you
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
we're in a desert
Tue, Dec 31, 2019
Who?
Fri, Jan 10, 2020
are u still mad at me?
Fri, Jan 10, 2020
OR IS IT?
Fri, Jan 10, 2020
A f#cking nightmare
Thu, Jan 23, 2020
good for you
Sun, Feb 2, 2020
you aren't wearing a coat
Fri, Feb 7, 2020
knock knock
Thu, Feb 27, 2020
who's cute
Fri, Feb 28, 2020
I joined the Illuminati
Sat, Feb 29, 2020
I'm things
Sat, Feb 29, 2020
*muffled screaming*
Thu, Mar 12, 2020
I'm gay
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
I know
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
misunderstood-
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
Satanizeπ
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
you killed my cat!
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
we get it
Tue, Mar 31, 2020
Grapes are fruit
Tue, Mar 31, 2020
can i confess something?
Wed, Apr 8, 2020
nice hands
Tue, Apr 28, 2020
The sksksksky
Tue, Apr 28, 2020
Answering pointless questions
Wed, Apr 29, 2020
What's a flower vase
Thu, Apr 30, 2020
who do you think is going to be murdered next?
Mon, May 4, 2020
I've also never had a boyfriend before
Fri, May 8, 2020
You're blocking the view
Sat, May 9, 2020
you have beautiful eyes
Mon, May 11, 2020
The whole galaxy
Mon, May 11, 2020
why would i remove my legs?
Sun, May 17, 2020
OH GOD WHY
Sun, May 17, 2020
Watermelon π
Mon, May 18, 2020
what do you guys want?
Wed, May 20, 2020
Well played
Thu, May 21, 2020
World domination
Thu, May 21, 2020
Red
Fri, May 22, 2020
Tell me why
Fri, May 22, 2020
Holy Water
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
truly unfortunate
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
urine trouble
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
I'm ignoring you!
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
I have a name
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
I KNEW IT!!
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
that's not what--
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
He is very drunk
Fri, Jun 5, 2020
I am tired
Sat, Jun 6, 2020
let's go
Mon, Jun 8, 2020
oh
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
you're in love
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
I'm starving
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
Hello Harry
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
I want this one
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
Hey Z
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
That was you!?
Wed, Jun 17, 2020
i don't get it
Wed, Jun 17, 2020
forget it
Tue, Jun 23, 2020
to be honest
Tue, Jun 23, 2020
Medicine
Tue, Jun 23, 2020
I've planned out the entire thing
Thu, Jul 9, 2020
imported water
Sat, Jul 18, 2020
that's a cloud
Sun, Aug 2, 2020
what were u thinking
Sun, Aug 2, 2020
the toaster is on fire
Mon, Aug 24, 2020
bless you
Fri, Aug 28, 2020
what the hell are you doing?
Wed, Sep 9, 2020
Excuse me?
Sun, Sep 13, 2020
plz read.
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
thank you β‘
Wed, Dec 7, 2022
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Sun, Sep 13, 2020
plz read.
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
thank you β‘
Wed, Dec 7, 2022
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