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Reads 869
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Parts 16
Time 1h 31m

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Sizzler lived a pretty normal life until she was diagnosed with an incurable  terminal cancer. Symptom, in what can only be described as insanity, decided that she must commit illegal in her last 30 days of living, and only a goat can stop her from being a stone-cold flash card thief.

I will not write anything remotely sexual about this goat it's a goat why would anyone write anything sexual about a goat i'm not like them i'm not help help help helpAll Rights Reserved

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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 ───── ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳʳⁱⁿᵍᵗᵒⁿ by Saturx-

🌹🩸🧇 ──── 𝚂𝚃! ┊͙ ・... ˏˋ ˖*°࿐ 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 ⌗⌗ ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ 𝐈𝐌 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ━━━━━━━━━━ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨．･｡ﾟ☆： *．☽ ．* ：☆ﾟ． ⡠﹞💥✨﹝⠢ 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 2-4 ˚➶ ｡˚ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝑫𝒆𝒄- 2021 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: -? i don't own anything except (y/n) and her backstory

BHA males x seme male Ghoul reader op by Pegmen2020

❗WARNINGS❗ (Btw this really got off topic) _________________ Cannibalism Drugs Cussing Gore Self-harm Depression Murder Abuse (Mentality, Physically and Emotionally) Anxiety disorder Panic attack disorder Complex trauma Madness(crazy\Psychotic tendencies) No mercy 18+ content Dark humor Dirty jokes

Remember Me Once More | Ted Shackleford (The Man in The Yellow Hat) x f. Reader by banguette

He stayed. You left. 6 years after your last meeting, a game of circumstance lands you in the same room as him - and his monkey. With 2 weeks of working in close proximity, things are bound to come to light. The question is, how will he perceive it? ------- word count: 14.7k (I'm sorry) warnings: they are both idiots!!! who are in love!!! angsty feelings, cursing a lot of talk of canada and the us as well as culinary schools (i did my research but i'm not from either of those places so pls forgive me if some things are wrong), some words are in italian because the pisghettis, awkward conversations, ted is a nerdy dilfy hotshot museum director, reader is a chef, sex fantasies (a LOT of them), they get trapped in a room, many many apologies, flashbacks to college, it's never explained but ted calls oc chowder, oc has two moms because we love diversity, brief mention of 'the office' and julius the monkey, sweet confessions, SO MUCH KISSING!!, cheesy lines are exchanged, boners, ted has a big virgin dick, experienced reader, oral sex (male and female recieving), a bit of a hair kink, clit play, ted is a bit too excited sometimes, bickering like they're an old married couple, reader has an iud, unprotected sex (do not try!! i repeat, do not try!!), several orgasms, creampies (yes, creampieS), missionary, riding, they act like horny teenagers, ted's butt deserves its own warning so here it is, brief mentions of bath sex, old wounds finally heal, the three of them are basically a family, public speaking, y/n is a bit unhinged, more sweet confessions, allusions to exhibition (pls keep in mind this is my first smut fic, be kind!!) cover by: me (illustrations featured belong to their rightful owners) note: I do not regret this book nor do I condone it. Fueled by Ted TikToks, inspired by 'Maroon' by Taylor Swift and 'Don't You Remember?' by Adele.

Everyones Obsessed* by Cie1_5

The past carries an unjust history. Immoral actions mark the present. The future holds untold consequences. Bad things happen to good people, and good people do bad things. | | || ||| ||||| |||||||| ||||||||||||| You, of all people, should understand the obsession. Whether it's the endless hours lost to a screen, the compulsion to scroll through forums, the need for that next high, the haunting grip of past trauma, the fixation on someone unattainable, the pursuit of a fleeting feeling, or even the inexplicable attachment to something as simple as frogs-obsession has woven itself into every corner of your life. •__ •_ •• •_• •_• • •••• / ••_ • •_• I have done terrible things because I let obsession take over me. It wasn't always that way. It started as a lie; it became true one day. I told myself I was in control and could stop anytime, but I only lied to myself. I was powerless. I never wanted to hurt anyone; I hurt him and myself. Now, I'm left with the wreckage of my choices. I wonder if there's any way to get things back to how they were before. Xgbs bqf zpv patfttfc xisg? To us, they are just another random person: the letters carved on the table, the artist of old graffiti, the person who also walked into the restroom, the reason the trash is full, or the garbage thrower on the side of the streets. But to them, they're the main fucking character in their own story, and each mark, item, digital trace, and photo they have makes a fragment of their existence. We may never know their face or name, but the traces they left remind us that everyone's lives intersect, creating a vast web of connections; unnoticed or not, they are never truly invisible. Dy32Al43Dy44|Dy11Al99Dy33|Dy44Dy87Dy22|Dy01Dy87|Dy87Al11Dy01Dy33Dy01Dy01Dy33Al21|Dy32Dy55Al01Al43|Dy21Al99Dy11Dy21Dy65Dy55Al77Dy43|Dy21Dy87Al21Dy33Dy01/

As You Like It (Charlie Barber x Reader) by dceline96

Charlie Barber x Reader 18+ only. New cover, same story! "He didn't rush this time. His movements were gentle and deliberate. Like you were a delicate flower in the palm of his hand that he was afraid to crush. You kissed his neck, inhaling the musk of his skin. Everything about him was rousing. His scent, his voice, the way he moved his body." -Excerpt from Part 12 'Can I Call You?' You're a young up n' coming actress in New York who just landed the lead female roll in an abstract adaptation of Shakespeare's 'As You Like It'. Your director, a newly divorced Charlie Barber, is extremely hard to please but you're determined to secure your spot in his production company. However things quickly take a salacious turn when you and Charlie find yourselves alone after rehearsal one day. RANKINGS #1 in Charlie Barber #1 in Marriage Story #1 in I Don't Know What I'm Doing (self burn🤦🏻‍♀️) #1 in POV #1 in Theater #1 in Affair #1 in Relationship-Complicated #1 in Adam Driver **SMUT WARNING- contains graphic depictions of sexual situations **Cheating warning- if you are triggered by affairs, please proceed with caution. **Dubcon/mildly dubious consent warning- please remember that this is a work of fiction. Ongoing and enthusiastic consent is imperative in real life situations! This also includes descriptions of stolen orgasms and overstimulation. **(SPOILER) Reader gets pregnant but I promise it's not one of *those* fics. Give it a chance! **This is a work in progress so I'll be keeping up with content warnings as they (may) come up. **This is a self insert fanfic! Character descriptions (except for Charlie) are left purposely vague so you can let your imagination run wild!k

Happy Little Pill by minty_garbage

Your name is Dave Strider and you have officially lost all control over your life. You like to smoke a lot of marijuana, you tend to tap into acid here and there, and you drink more than anyone your age should. But no matter how many times people drill the phrases of 'Stay away from drugs and alcohol!' and 'Smoking kills!' into your abused head, you just... really don't care anymore.. Well, not until you meet a certain nerd who somehow manages to intrigue you that is. (POV changes throughout the story) (AN: There is a high possibility that I will change the name of the fic and change the cover, so don't be alarmed if you see it differently.) (THIS IS A TRIGGER WARNING, DON'T READ IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TRIGGERS YOU: STORY CONTAINS UNDERAGE DRINKING, SMOKING, AND DRUG ABUSE! I WILL ADD MORE WARNINGS AS THE STORY PROGRESSES! ALSO INCLUDES HARSH LANGUAGE, BRIEF MENTIONS OF SUICIDE THREATS, AND BULLYING!)

Why me Alpha by sweetsabz

COMPLETED "Hello.... Can you hear me I'm Calling from "Shut up Kim it's the middle of the night!" Oh it looks like I've woke up the sleeping beauty well guess what b**** I woke up 20 mins ago so I ain't going back to sleep. "The closet and I my turned my kidnappers hair pink" "Kim I did not kidnap you. now shut up! You sound like a dying whale!" "He thinks that he hot and his voice is sexy but he doesn't know that most of the time his voice breaks which make him sounds like one of the dumb sluts from high school" "I do not sound like a slut" "Oohh shut up we all know that you have just stared puberty" "Kim how the f@!k are you doing drugs in the closet when there isn't any ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seventeen year old Kim had been through a lot with her life. Her parents died when she was only three years old. Carter James. The alpha of the Red blood Pack, Carter was ruthless and mean with a ego the size of tree. He cared about his pack and expected every member to be in good shape. When he met Kim he considered her to be weak as she was an Omega and hadn't seen her shift at all. WARNING: there will be spelling mistakes and poor grammar

Dominant【Gene X Reader】[ Completed ] by Mariko_Akiyama

CONTENT CONTAINS : SEXUAL CONTENT DRUG USE VIOLENCE & STRONG LANGUAGE IF YOUR EASILY TRIGGERED OR UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT READ!! • " The nerve! " " What the hell did I just got myself into? " " How's my phone? " " 14 missed calls " " More pop tarts? " " Do you think it was a mistake? " " What is? " " The fact that I slept with him " " Well. . . .wait what?! " " I know! " " What?!, When?!, Where?!, Why?!, And how?! " • As the average savage adult that I am, I can be very serious with my work and words, but that happens exactly right after the death of my father, or so I thought. My brothers and I have been getting along very well, as a Bounty Hunter, I can be very intimidating, until I met him. His hair, his eyes, his touch is all I need, I never thought all that of him can make me feel like this and to my surprise, I act like a child. I was just no longer that average savage adult that I was, but everything changed when I learned about his past. I couldn't believe it nor could I even want to, it was overwhelming. I was lost, confused, it got to the point where I wasn't myself for a while. But the fun part is being Dominant. What's that supposed to mean?, What past did this person learn?, Is the father dead or alive?, Who's more dominant?, In what way? Read this book to know. Credit : To a game called 'PUBG' [ Completed ] Started : 1st January 2021 Finished : 24th March 2021 [ Highest Ranking : #6 in Aphmau ] [ #1 in Gene ] [ #1 in Gene x Reader ] Disclaimers : I do not own ANY of the characters only the ideas, they belong to a youtuber called Aphmau, I don't own any of the songs either or the pictures, except Y/n, it belongs to you. There are a few characters that I OWN. My OC : Xelora Kiselyov Catherine Fox Ash Lee Mandrell Natalie Rosetta Mandrell Coraline Alycia Jones Mariko Akiyama

DyverCity by Fabtabulous22

⚠️ Warning!!⚠️ ⚠️ Contains mature content such as smut, violence, language and drug use⚠️ Completed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^* " Bad things happen to everyone and good things do happen to some but when it comes to people like me only the worst things happen and the good things never last" " You could be a exception, you do have a good heart" " After the things I've done.. I'm no exception. Neither of us are" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° Ranked #1 for Jocks 18+ recommended for explicit content. Criminals are everywhere, mobsters are in charge and no one is who they seem to be. After all the most beautiful places are always the most dangerous... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Kaleb Amato quarterback and one of the kings of Ridgewood high. Arrogant, brilliant and destined for a great future. A good guy? He is not. Mia Langley a foul mouthed beauty with a temper and a psyche in shambles. Sweet and innocent? So far from it that's it's laughable. She returns home after two years at a hellish boot camp but has forgotten DyverCity number one rule- Don't be fooled by it's alluring beauty of the city. DyverCity is a venus flytrap and if you get stuck here.. you'll die here. Currently editing-

Hellson by TheePeaches

Formerly known as 'His Angel' ~ "Harmony" it was her name; no longer a scream but a simple word. She lifted her head, and saw him standing in front of her, hanging over and blocking the warm sun. She continued to cry, gripping the dog so tight she was probably fucking hurting her. "I can't take it anymore," she said, her lip quivering, her tongue tasting salty. Waiting for the inevitable, "I can't do it any longer." She took a deep, shaky breath. "Mony-" He leaned down gently, sitting in the grass across from her, trying to catch a glimpse of her face hidden in shame. How could he ever kill her? He couldn't even imagine cutting a hair on her head. "Harmony-" she looked at him with bright red, puffy eyes. "Will you come with me?" So much hesitation on her face, the sight of it fucking killed him. But, she reached out a shaky hand, slipping it into his. ~ Harmony finds her trusting nature doesn't always do her good, and the biggest mistake she ever made was walking home with a man who insisted they were taking a shortcut. She wakes up, cold, tired and terrified, chained to a wall in a stranger's basement. Unbeknownst to her, she's now in the hands of someone else so much worse. She finds herself determined to escape his grip in any way possible, even if it means doing what he wants and pretending to like it. And as more time goes on, Max seems to be further taken by her, doing everything to try and mend bridges to get her to stay. But, she can't become complacent; that's how people die. She's found herself deep into the underbelly of life others don't know, where laws are not the same, where people are not the same. Surrounded by a pack of gun runners, thieves and murderers, she starts to question if she could ever go back to her old life. When does the puppetry start being the truth? ~ Not everything is always green and blue.

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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 ───── ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳʳⁱⁿᵍᵗᵒⁿ cover

BHA males x seme male Ghoul reader op cover

Remember Me Once More | Ted Shackleford (The Man in The Yellow Hat) x f. Reader cover

Everyones Obsessed* cover

As You Like It (Charlie Barber x Reader) cover

Happy Little Pill cover

Why me Alpha cover

Dominant【Gene X Reader】[ Completed ] cover

DyverCity cover

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 ───── ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ ʰᵃʳʳⁱⁿᵍᵗᵒⁿ

🌹🩸🧇 ──── 𝚂𝚃! ┊͙ ・... ˏˋ ˖°࿐ 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 ⌗⌗ ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ 𝐈𝐌 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ━━━━━━━━━━ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨．･｡ﾟ☆：．☽ ．* ：☆ﾟ． ⡠﹞💥✨﹝⠢ 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 2-4 ˚➶ ｡˚ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝑫𝒆𝒄- 2021 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: -? i don't own anything except (y/n) and her backstory