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die drunk person planethumans please uhhhhh

(y/n), STILL a wannabe vsco girl who says "AND I OOP-" and "SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKS" gets drunk and then decides to do a spooky stupid and go YEET herself into a FRACKING portal again and ends up meeting with planets who look like humans (Still drunk, stupid, looks like on drugs, and thinks she IS on drugs.) Let's just say that she frickin frickle frackled out of there But got stuck with them either way. 

Anyways, good luck and good bye (Fuckers hehe)All Rights Reserved

die drunk person planethumans please uhhhhh

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