The funniest day ever
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ShiyannSmith
Ongoing, First published Jul 23, 2014
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Make a long story short I was at a friends and I was panting 
My. Nails so here me go 
Lj: Shiyann you want so watermelon juice 

Shiyann:Huh?
 Lj: just answer the ?
Shiyann: idk yes ?
Lj: eww you want sperm 
Shiyann: hell nah is u crazy 
Cici: you want a snecker 
Shiyann: yea 
Cici: ewww
Shiyann: what
Cici: that mean you want dick
Shiyann: you want ej's dick 
Cici: I surley do
Shiyann: abri u wants shamariyon's dick
Abri: no I don't 
Shiyann: then u wants roc's
Abri: I surley do
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