Finger Lickin' Good (Colonel Sanders x reader)
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MatureComplete Wed, Dec 14, 202215m
Have a steamy night with the one and only Colonel Sanders, I mean Daddy Sanders.
/// This is a JOKE and a CRACK FIC, which means it's satire and completely made to laugh at and joke on. (I wrote this for my friends, but like I mean it's kinda hot) ///
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