Swear words and pet names (Tomtord)
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Tom is frustrated with not being able to understand Tord when he insults him in Norwegian. After an argument, he sets off to learn as many Norwegian swears and insults as he can. However, the word Tord has reserved for him does not appear to be an insult.
This is my first work, and it's purely for self indulgence. I'm sure this has been done before somehow but I really wanted to see it and couldn't find it. So I wrote it myself. Be kind please. Also all Norwegian is provided by google translate lmao
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