Book club and broken bottles
- Reads 28
- Votes 4
- Parts 2
Namjoons a broke college kid majoring in marine biology that just wants a nap
Jungkooks a dorky anime kid he used to know with a new gym subscription
"Oh no...he's hot!"
(This whole book is a joke btw)
All Rights Reserved
#297
thisisajoke
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ¶ 𝐊𝐍𝐉
A story of an insecure girl who hates herself, and is throwing herself in to depression. She is all alone and her family kicked her out because she was of no use, she got bullied really badly at her school and was even abused. She had lost hopes of even living when a boy comes in her life and turns it upside down. "Hey you ok there?" "W-w-who are y-you? and w-why do y-y-you care?" "I am Namjoon" .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Hi my fellow readers. This is my second fanfiction. I hope you enjoy it ◡̈Complete
innocent; kv ✓
where gamer boy Jeongguk has a innocent roommate who unknowingly seduces him. top kook bottom tae smut book guys I wrote this book when I was like 13 it's so cringe pls read my other ones OML it's horrible also this was previously called hornyComplete
✔️ 𝗦𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹: 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 | 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸
🌷 " 𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘀𝗼 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺- 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲" he cheered. Eyeing your chest in your baby pink tank top that you wore to sleep. 🌷 "YN THERE'S A POOL OF BLOOD HERE. PLEASE RESCUE ME. I THINK I'LL DIE OF BLOOD LOSS. My vagina's bleeding YN." Jungkook cried almost yelling at you through the face time. 🌷 "Ow YN bun that hurts! MY TITS ARE JELLY SENSITIVE AND SORE. IT'S- the wrong size bra I told you." he snapped. 🌷 "Wow I love being a woman. Woman lemme be your woman I can be your woman" he chirped. ✨️ 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙠𝙤𝙤𝙠? ✨️ 📍This is a body swap au.📍 ☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆•°☆°•○☆°•○☆°• ✨️𝗜𝗱𝗼𝗹 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘅 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿✨️ ☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆°•○☆•°☆°•○☆°•○☆°• Rankings 🌈 : 🍀 #1 in bts (out of 383k stories) 🍀 #1 in jungkook (out of 165k stories) 🍀 #1 in bangtan (out of 78.3k stories) 🍀 #1 in fangirl (out of 29.7k stories) 🍀 #1 in idol (out of 16.5k stories) *All the characters are above 18 years of age in this book* *This is a work of fiction.* *This story has mature content.* The book cover and banners are made by me. All images/gifs used in this book belong to the original owners. No copyright infringement intended. ‼️DO NOT PLAGIARIZE/TRANSLATE/REPOST. I'll take serious legal action. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME! ©️ koobiesbunbunComplete
LITTLE LIAR - Taekook
"You said you needed shelter because of your heat but that's not why you're here" "I wasn't lying. My heat is close" "Really? I can't smell anything on you. Your heat isn't close at all" "Oh you checked?" Jeongguk laughed humourlessly. "Maybe you should come closer and check for real" Where Jeongguk just drives Taehyung up the wall but their wolves just can't stay away from each other. So at the end of the day, Jeongguk is just an omega craving an alpha's presence even though this particular alpha he craves for is the most annoying person he had ever come across in his life. Top! Alpha Tae Bottom! Omega JkComplete
All I want (Taekook)
"I want to taste her lips, cause they taste like you, I want to drown myself, in a bottle of her perfume. I want her long blonde hair, I want her magic touch, Cause maybe then, you'd want me just as much." Top Kook, bottom Tae (JK is the hyung.) A taekook fanfic based off the song ' Girl crush' (by Little Big Town) in which Jungkook is the golden maknae of the group, BTS and Taehyung is the nephew of one of the main managers of the group. The story progresses to more, not just the basic plot of the song! ⚠ Warnings! * Curse words * SMUT SMUT SMUT * mentions of social anxiety disorder * mentions of abuse Writing the chapters in detail is going to take a while, please be patient! The story moves slowly, but it'll be worth your time, thank you so much again! ❤❤❤Complete![Par Amour [Taekook ff]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/340784536-256-k889211.jpg)
Par Amour [Taekook ff]
TYPE: 🔲 General Fiction | ✔️ Taekook ff | 🔲 Non-Fiction Date Started: 04.30.2023 Date Finished: 05.22.2023 Date Revised: THIS IS TAEKOOK FF VERSION OF MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BOOK WITH THE SAME NAME. ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔 "So let me get this straight. Is this some kind of 50 shades shit but you're like a gay Grey instead of a straight Grey?" "Uh, no. At least I don't think so." He chuckled. "But you want to hire me to sleep with you?" "Yes. And pretend to date me in public." "You would rather pretend to date than actually date?" "Yes. I have my reasons." "Damn, who hurt you?" ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ Jungkook doesn't want a relationship and so he thought that hiring Kim Taehyung to be his fake Par Amour would satisfy the need to date publicly. TOTAL WORDS: 114,009 Words TOTAL CHAPTERS: 40 CHAPTER AVG: 2,850 Words/Chapter ⬆️ Top Tae ⬇️ Bottom Kook 🔥 Smut Warning (🔥🔥🔥) Rankings: #1 "btssmut" (12.19.2025) #1 "plot" (01.23.3025) #2 "plot" (12.18.2024) #4"plottwist" (12.25.2025) #6 "kook" (12.09.2025) #11 "jeonjungkook" (12.09.2025) Book contains: 🌚 Erotica / Smut 🤬 Adult Language 🥵 Other Adult Themes 🔫 Mild Violence (very little) 📚 Authentic Plot 🫃🏻Male pregComplete
fresh start | hopekook ✔
"jungkook.." "yeah?" "can i kiss you?" --- jungkook, a 17 year old boy moves to seoul for college. he misses busan, but he wanted to have a new start somewhere else. jungkook may or may not have a little crush on his new roommate, jung hoseok. [completed.] (this is my first fic so read at ur own risk lmao)Complete
Alpha? | Taekook 🐯🐰
( ⛓ ) Alpha ? ❕ - Where the Male Omega bumps into an Alpha at school and started a fight for no reason, read if you wanna know more. [CRINGE FROM THE START ‼️] -Gay -bxb -bl -taekook This is only a fanfic, Don't get crazy after reading this book. It's not real and please leave if you dont like this book. ⚠️VERY SLOW UPDATES!⚠️ Top: Tae Bottom: Kook Started: 28 Nov 2020 Finished: 20 Oct 2022 Highest Rank: #4 Koreanfanfic [10.2.2022]Complete
A story of an insecure girl who hates herself, and is throwing herself in to depression. She is all alone and her family kicked her out because she was of no use, she got bullied really badly at her school and was even abused. She had lost hopes of even living when a boy comes in her life and turns it upside down. "Hey you ok there?" "W-w-who are y-you? and w-why do y-y-you care?" "I am Namjoon" .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Hi my fellow readers. This is my second fanfiction. I hope you enjoy it ◡̈
More detailsContent Guidelines