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Hell's Kitchenaid

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Reads 106
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Parts 1
Time 7m

funny psych short

What happens when "academy training" is exchanged for "culinary school".  AU.  Very AU.  And crack too.  Crack with a side of crack and a dash of lunacy.All Rights Reserved

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Wed, Jul 23, 2014

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