Some funny/Embarrassing Things that Happen to me xD ''/

Hey, you! No, me. Yes, you! Want to know some very embarrassing stuff that happen to me? Well open up and read! I update ASAP after something embarrassing happens to me. I'll keep it 100% real. =) Don't ask why my book cover is a monkey. One of the embarrassing things that happen to me.... O-.-O (supposed to be embarrassing blushing cheeks =] ). Sorry for the over-use of the word EMBARRASSING. Man, this is so embarrassing. :-D