The orange that was not a cookie (Kermit x Cookie Monster)
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Cookie Monster can't help but feel butterflies in his stomach as Kermit yells "of course it's an orange!". What is this feeling?
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This book is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously lol, so don't worry Karen no need to get my manger so you can complain about how nobody wanted this and how cringy this is. Trust me, I already know lol. How many chapters can I write before going insane? Apparently only one. I'm not gonna be adding any more chapters lol.
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