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Книга, которую я никогда не напишу

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Reads 658
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Parts 59
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microfiction small бред дружба любовь микрофикшн стёб фантастика шутки юмор

Всё это - сборник отрывков и цитат из книги, которая никогда не будет написана.
А если по правде, то это сборник экстремального микро-фикшена, который иногда придумывается на ходу и в основном записывается в Твиттер.
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ⁱˢᵃᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᵃ 19 ʸᵉᵃʳ ᵒˡᵈ ᵍⁱʳˡ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ʳᵘˢˢⁱᵃ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ˢᶜʰᵒˡᵃʳˢʰⁱᵖ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵃʸ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵃʳᵃˢˢᵉᵈ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃ 42 ʸᵉᵃʳ ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵃᶠⁱᵃ ˡᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇⁱᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃⁿᵍ...ᵏⁱᵐ ᵗᵃᵉʰʸᵘⁿᵍ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉ ˢʰᵉ ᶠᵉˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵃᵛⁱᵒᵘʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵛᵒⁱᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʰⁱˢ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ ᵏⁿᵉʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ⁱᵗˢ ʷᵃʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ.ᵃˡˡᵗʰᵉ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᵃˡˡ ᵃᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒʷⁿˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵏⁱⁿ, ˢᵒᵘˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒⁿᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱⁿˢᵃᵗⁱᵃᵇˡᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ♡ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉ ʰᵉʳ? ˡᵒᵛᵉ ⁱᵐ ᶜᵒⁿᵛⁱⁿᵛᵉᵈ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ ᵃˢ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃⁿᵈˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ.......