Simon never thought he'd make it to stardom, let alone be a popular household name. Being famous has had its ups and downs. It's mostly easy though, except for the fact that he's absolutely and utterly in love with his on and off screen enemy, Baz Pitch. After one faithful and very drunken night, Simon and Baz are left confused and wanting to be together, but the relationship is forbidden as they are both in very stable (and very fake) PR relationships. Sneaking around isn't so bad, is it?