Kermit commits war crime
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Kermit after smoking pot from a dilapitated motel somewhere becomes enlightened by an ultimate being, gathers a team of 6 to commit war crimes and "purify" the earth.
anyone gets references and hidden jokes, congrats. You are a person of culture.
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