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Kermit commits war crime

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Kermit after smoking pot from a dilapitated motel somewhere becomes enlightened by an ultimate being, gathers a team of 6 to commit war crimes and "purify" the earth.

anyone gets references and hidden jokes, congrats. You are a person of culture.

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