Elmo X Kermit

Elmo X Kermit

  • WpView
    Reads 26,809
  • WpVote
    Votes 681
  • WpPart
    Parts 28
WpMetadataReadOngoing16m
WpMetadataNoticeLast published Wed, Apr 27, 2022
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.
All Rights Reserved
#214
kermit
WpChevronRight
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
Illustration

You may also like

  • Don't Hurt Me: Book One (bxb) ✔️
  • 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ───── ᵐⁱᵏᵉ ˢᶜʰᵐⁱᵈᵗ
  • Addicted {BoyxBoy}
  • My Footballer Lover
  • 𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬 || 𝗠.𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗠𝗜𝗗𝗧
  • Him... (Fiolee)
  • I Don't Like You
  • Hanging out with Anthropomorphic Tiger,Wolf & Cougar
  • 𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝑩𝑶𝒀... 𝑴𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑬𝑳 𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑶𝑵 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹

Book one of six in the Chaotic Hearts series. BOOKS MUST BE READ IN ORDER. - RIVER MINTZ: Listen, I need you to hear me out. I'm a little bit impulsive, and I don't think anything through enough before I'm implementing my next plan of action. And it's because of my impulsiveness that I even ended up in this heartbreaking situation. See, I was falsely engaged to a man-a straight man named Louis-who did some awful things in his lifetime. You don't even want to know. But my parents had sent me to college and told me to discover life outside my wealth. I needed money. But when I found out what Louis had done, I immediately left. I didn't want anything to do with him. He was a vile human being. I should have known better. However, I didn't want my parents to know that I was someone's pet, so while they knew nothing about Louis, I also never told them we broke things off out of fear of my Mother's hound nose discovering what I'd done to make money during college. It's been five months since I ended things with him, and my Mom begged me to come home for Christmas this year and to bring my fiancé. And I couldn't very well say we were no longer together out of thin air, right? I had to figure something out, or my Mom would know I was lying. So, why did my ex-boyfriend, Seven Knight, appear in Chicago when he lived in Vermont, last I heard? Why did he agree so easily? Why was he so willing to go along with this? Mom found out my "fiancé" is Seven, and now she is begging us to get married on Christmas! What do I do?! We haven't seen or spoken in years because we... had to discover life outside of one another. But what I never told him? I never wanted that. And now, I have to pretend we're happily together, and it's confusing my brain. I still love him. I crave him. I need him. But I have doubt that he feels the same. It's been too long. I don't have much to offer. How could he still want me? Ha. What a fun Christmas holiday this will be, right?

More details
WpActionLinkContent Guidelines