The story of Uzi Luna Amythest Woods and her amazing adventures through Hogwarts. She meets the super hot Draco and Harry Potter but finds out that there's a secret she's been missing out on for many years. What will happen next? (THIS IS A JOKE FANFIC) Edit: This was written before the sad death of Juice WRLD. No disrespect goes out to him, this is all meant as a satire joke.