Ineffable Husbands | Oneshot Collection
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Last published Sat, Sep 28, 2019
"Oneshots!" Crowley slapped the steering wheel triumphantly.
"What?"
"That's where stupid ideas go!"
Aziraphale took a deep breath.
"Now look what you've done, dear." He said wearily.
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