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The Misplaced Queen

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Clamours and hoarse shouts ring throughout the palace walls. An arrow pins the Queen of Kephal to the ground. Her lifeblood maps her every mistake on the dusty sandstone.

Glass shatters, crystalline flecks refract tiny rainbows skywards, metal crumples against brick. Onlookers scream as the sirens ring. She never saw it coming.

Two seemingly unrelated events that would change the course of history. 

Allison, a twenty-something ditz with a sweet tooth gets stuck in the body of an ancient queen. Hated by her people, ostracized from the court and forgotten by the emperor. One wrong step could mean her death as she navigates court politics, flouts assassination attempts and tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Will she become a just, caring queen in a personality flip that gives the locals whiplash? Or will she instead focus on the more important questions: can I bake a cake in an ancient oven? Is coffee a thing around here? Is it too hot for a fluffy blanket?

Alternatively girl panics when she realises an ancient civilisation doesn't have chocolate and nearly gets executed. She's not sure what is worse.All Rights Reserved

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Hades Rewound (Hades Series #2) by _caitlinemma

*to be edited: please excuse any continuity errors and / or mistakes in regards the writing quality of Hades* You could say that a lot has happened to Evie Autumn over the past few years. 1. Her best friend died (kind of ) and she found out that everyone she knew were immortal-walking-on-the-earth Greek gods. 2. She fell in love with the ruler of Hell (kind of) and agreed to become his new Queen. 3. She battled jealous sea gods and scary titans; a big fight which really, all could have been avoided with a big family therapy session. Yup, life sure was calmer than it had been in a while. Not that Evie missed the chaos or anything; she totally loved sitting around all day with the love of her life, alternating between telling people how to live their afterlives and telling Hades that he really needed to educate his Disney movie knowledge. But then that serene bubble was shattered when, once again, her life was maliciously twisted out of proportion right in front of her; and on her wedding day, no less. Once again, Evie must race against the clock to save the love of her life - and the world, of course - before time runs out; but this time, the stakes are much higher. This time, it's not just the fate of the world on the line. It's Evie's heart too. [Ranked #76 in Teen Fiction on 05.10.16] [OFFICIAL HADES SEQUEL]

Radicle (Terminal trilogy #2, can stand alone) by Crow-caller

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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

Third Times A Charm (DISCONTINUED) by billiespimpcess

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FOOLISHLY IN LOVE WITH YOU by Minaawritessforfun

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*The Chronicles of F.R.E.E. Atania's Knight - Raquel Festow* Part 1 by RachelMayScott

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An Unsuspecting Journey ✔ by BobbyMarley337

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