nou promises (failfiction)

Reads 32
Votes 4
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

Reads 32
Votes 4
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Ich bin Sky Hope Fritz Müler und ich bin 5 Jare jung. 
Ich bin seit ich 4 Jare 11 Monate und 30 Tage alt bin ein Weisenkind. Weil ich so hübsch, klug, talentiert und einfach super bin wurde ich schon nach 2 stunden adoptiert!! VON DILAN OBRIAN, TOMAS BRODI SÄNGSTER UND SCHAN MÄNDÄS!!! 

Meine Eltern, Kim Kardashian  und Mark Suckerberg, wrent meine Eltern. weil sie so reich waren haben sie mir zimlich viel Geld vererbt. weil ich gut erzogen bin trage ich nur Sachen von Gucci, Prada, Versagi, Ferari, Lamborgini, H&M und natürlich LIDL. Ich bin garnicht abgehoben und zimlich selbstbewusst. deswegen weiss ich auch das ich superduper ultra gut singen, tanzen, turnen, baseball spielen, Geschichten schreiben und Volleyball speilen kann. jedoch hab ich Depressionen. 

Ausserdem hatte ich schon 4 Schönheitsoperationen. eine Lippenvergrösserung, eine Tittenvergrösserung, eine Arschvergösserung und ein Facelifting.



---
Bitte nehmt dieses Buch nicht ernst! 
Dieses Buch ist von @edithubner und ihrer Geschichte ,,se schtori off Darcy" inspiriert  also Credit zu ihr ich hatte so einen heftigen Lachflash :)All Rights Reserved

failfiction funny gucci hopesky lol

Table of contents

Kabitel einz/se begining
Sun, Sep 29, 2019

1 part

Kabitel einz/se begining
Sun, Sep 29, 2019

#122gucci

Content Guidelines

You may also like

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

How To Be The Best Third Wheel

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

More details