Absurdity
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Last published Mon, Sep 30, 2019
"this has gotten out of hand"
He glanced about his new surroundings. A grave yard. Harry raised a brow as he saw a familiar man stumble from the foliage with a baby the colour of a bad bertie botts bean. Harry watched amused as Wormtail fumbled about with his wand and the baby thing. Harry took his chance and hurried over to the rat man, Peter Pettigrew felt a wand in his back and let out a scream.
"Do shut up. Oh Merlin! Is that Voldemort!" Harry laughed a bit and nudged the Dark Lord's minion with his wand a bit.
"Harry Potter" the ugly baby let out a sigh of annoyance.
"Aww! His first words, take a photo Petey!"
"Wormtail!" The babymort growled and the rat man whimpered.
"Awe, he loves you too Peter! I bet he loves me more though!"
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