Adam & Eve - A Creepy Twitter Story

These are the interactions between 3 people on Twitter that knew each other a very long time ago... from the beginning of humanity to be more accurate.

It's Adam and Eve! Oh yeah and that Steve guy that everyone forgets about...

But somehow they're immortal and while life made them to drift apart due to taking separate paths, in a modern world travelling and keeping in contact is easy.
But what has become of the two first humans? Oh sorry, three, we always forget about Steve, he's a nice guy though.
What have they been doing this entire time? Seriously though, what have they been doing? The world is pretty shitty at times don't you think?

So doing this in just text format might be a little bit confusing, and since it's only their public (yeah a lot of that should have probably been private messages at least, but this is fictional so never mind that) conversations there are a lot of unknowns.

This is also going to be on Twitter unless I get suspended because of bad language or something haha. Adam! You should really watch your language young man!

Let me introduce the cast

It's
‪@Adam_the_1man ‬!
Self explanatory really isn't it?
And
‪@Eve_evil_fruit ‬!
Normally fruit is good for you but... oh right I almost forgot about
‪@just_Steve_ok ‬
Again didn't I?

Read the comments for my comments on it if you want.