Mechanical Heart
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There is someone new in charge of the GCPD while Barbra deals with some "family emergencies", but her arrival, along with her twisted, wicked ideas will change it all for Batman and Joker. The new commissioned has the plan to use her machine to wipe all the criminals emotions so they never cause any type of problem again and, for some unknown reason, the government agrees. Now, Batman will have to break the new laws in order to help the clown recover his emotions and, maybe, develop some of his own.
*After the Batman Lego Movie, I do not own any characters (except for Insani Teapars and Liam Rollins) in this story.
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