Women's Guide to Dating

“So, can I have your number?” The blonde flirted. I shook my head. That’s a big ‘No no’ in my book. Rule number one, never ask for his number. Let him do the crawling.
The dark headed man smirked. He knew he had her. “How about I take your number?” Remember, when a guy say’s he’ll call you, or takes your number, it’s so you don’t have any way to contact him.
The blonde giggled while grabbing his bicep, she laughed hysterically, and nearly bouncing on the spot as her cheeks bloomed with colour. Rule number two, never act desperate, and keep them on their toes.
“Sure. I’ll talk to you tomorrow?” She didn’t wait for him to confirm, she jumped him, wrapping her tiny arms around his neck and planting her lips on his. Rule number three, never, and I mean never, initiate the kiss. Too forward and pushy. Guys don’t do forward and pushy.

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With a mother that’s suffering midlife crisis and suddenly wants to be as young as her daughter, Rayleigh knows when a man is playing you. She’s watched her mother bounce from man to man, only to get her heartbroken and crawling to her 21 year old daughter. The rules of reeling your desired man are simple. Never act desperate. Always seem cool and collected. Think like a Man. Those three points will be sure to keep your man on their toes. Follow Rayleigh as she blogs her advice while looking after her 45 year old mother. Juggles her own life, and everyone else’s. Read and laugh at the cringe worthy moments of the most common thing women do to get men. Ladies, you’re doing it wrong.
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