Good Omens - 99 Smut Challenge
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Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).Complete
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After everything that happened in Tadfield the world has changed. And after everything that happened after that Heaven and hell, both want nothing to do with the ineffable duo. Nevertheless Crowley is always up to no good. But what happens when Aziraphale is also included in something one can only call a bad idea? Characters, Good omens, and what happened in Good Omens, obviusly aren't mine. Proceed knowing the original owners are Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. What happens in this story is mine, so feel free to comment!Complete
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Crowley and Aziraphale have been happily married for six years now and they couldn't be happier, but shortly after their six year anniversary........Aziraphale suddenly comes down with something.....angels don't get sick! And before all of this, he and Crowley have been strangely more aroused than usual........ (Prequel to the Bad Omens Saga)Complete
Ineffable Husbands (Thingies)
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Well, That Was A Thing (Good Omens One-Shots)
Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)Complete
Good Omens: The Bachelor Party (Aziraphale x Crowley)
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goodomens oneshots♡
these stories contain fluff, angst, and best of all........SMUT!!!! if you would like to submit ideas, I will try my best🥲 I do see crowley as they/them so they might change different genders in the oneshots, also.........I LIVE FOR BOTTOM CROWLEY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH love you♡♡♡
Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).
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