spare me plague pls
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Dernière publication jeu., oct. 3, 2019
Written to piss my friend off. im very sorry.
Ace fuckinh dies inside on repeat. Also, im sorry Plague. Don't disown me.
For context, this story was a way of hitting my friend in the back of the head for making crappy jokes. It's a trollfic, don't worry, I don't actually write about my friend thinking his worst enemy is cute.
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